theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

dramaland

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

entreprebroke

An wanna-be entrepreneur who has a bunch of get rich schemes but is always broke.

His business card says he's an entrepreneur but he's actually entreprebroke!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 15, 2017

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017