theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

dramahood

The art and science of becoming a drama kid, drama queen, drama king, drama-mama or dramadaddy.

He went to the Jamal from Empire school of dramahood!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Blogzine

A blog that is done in a magazine format.

Gil's gossip blog became a Gossip King blogzine and now he's getting more views and ad money.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

trumpbelt

The sections of America where a majority of people voted for Trump for President.

Many of Trump's supporters live in the trumpbelt of America.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 31, 2017

homestein

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017