theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

dramadaddy

The male equivalent of a drama mama.

"OMG, Mona, my Teddy is such a dramadaddy, He throws a tantrum if our son misses a basket in a pickup game!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

dramaland

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

godfather of love

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 24, 2018

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

entreprebroke

An wanna-be entrepreneur who has a bunch of get rich schemes but is always broke.

His business card says he's an entrepreneur but he's actually entreprebroke!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 15, 2017