theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

idiotspeak

The language of idiots throughout the globe.

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

trumpquake

The devastation caused by Trump and his executive orders.

OG: How the hell did half of your family get deported?
G: We suffered a trumpquake!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

trumpphrase

Phrases commonly used by Donald Trump.

"This I can tell you", "You'll find out" and "We have the greatest people", are all examples of a Trumpphrase.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 31, 2019

broke ass clown

Someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well.

I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

homestein

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017