theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

broke ass clown

Someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well.

I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

dramaland

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Loveforce

The force of love in the physical, mental and spiritual universe.

I can feel the loveforce when I go to church.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 31, 2017

Butterfly

A normally overweight woman who loses weight and suddenly becomes attractive and realizing this, tries to squeeze as much sex in with as many different partners as she can before the weight comes back on.

G: That woman is fine, I think I want to spend the rest of my life with her man!
OG: That's not happening bro, she's a butterfly, she won't look that good for very long.

by theauthormarkwilkins May 6, 2018

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017