theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

stankelicious

Something that smells really bad (stank) but tastes delicious!.

That mystery meat burger your mama made was stankelicious!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

punk ass bitch

Someone who acts like they have your back, but when you really need them they abandon you.

JoJo said he had my back, but when I used my one phone call to ask him to bail me out of jail, that punk ass bitch hung up on me!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

cultureblend

A style of creating art, literature, music, food or fashion that blends elements of two or more different cultures in a way that creates a new and different culture.

Aztlan is a cultureblend of Ancient Aztec and modern Chicano cultures reflected in art and literature.

by theauthormarkwilkins September 26, 2017