theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

crapocracy

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.

The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

Trumponomics

An economic system where corporations and billionaires get huge tax breaks and refunds the rest of us get chump change.

OG: Why is my big tax refund less than the cost of a meal as Micky D's?

G: That's Trumponomics for ya.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Butterfly

A normally overweight woman who loses weight and suddenly becomes attractive and realizing this, tries to squeeze as much sex in with as many different partners as she can before the weight comes back on.

G: That woman is fine, I think I want to spend the rest of my life with her man!
OG: That's not happening bro, she's a butterfly, she won't look that good for very long.

by theauthormarkwilkins May 6, 2018

butterfly (female)

An unattractive woman who is in a temporary state of desirability and tries to have sex with as many attractive men as she can before her desirability fades away.

G: Look at that woman OMG I think that's my future wife!
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).

by theauthormarkwilkins May 7, 2018

evilicious

Something evil that is so compelling it consumes you.

That horror movie was totally evilicious.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Loveforce

The force of love in the physical, mental and spiritual universe.

I can feel the loveforce when I go to church.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 31, 2017