theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

coption

An option given by a cop

“He gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”

by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017

College of the Streets

When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.

My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

lyfted

When a person experiences something that inspires and / or uplifts them

Watching that movie really lyfted me.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 1, 2017

atomic bomber

Someone whose farts smell so bad that they kill everything within a mile of them.

Just don't let Mabel eat extra hot chicken wings cause they turn her into an atomic bomber!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017