theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

dramadaddy

The male equivalent of a drama mama.

"OMG, Mona, my Teddy is such a dramadaddy, He throws a tantrum if our son misses a basket in a pickup game!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

entreprebroke

An wanna-be entrepreneur who has a bunch of get rich schemes but is always broke.

His business card says he's an entrepreneur but he's actually entreprebroke!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 15, 2017

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homestein

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017