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idiotspeak

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!
by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017
mugGet the idiotspeakmug.

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.
OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone
by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017
mugGet the Trump Phonemug.

godfather of love

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.
My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!
by theauthormarkwilkins January 24, 2018
mugGet the godfather of lovemug.

trumpphrase

"This I can tell you", "You'll find out" and "We have the greatest people", are all examples of a Trumpphrase.
by theauthormarkwilkins July 31, 2019
mugGet the trumpphrasemug.

atomic bomber

Someone whose farts smell so bad that they kill everything within a mile of them.
Just don't let Mabel eat extra hot chicken wings cause they turn her into an atomic bomber!
by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
mugGet the atomic bombermug.

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.
Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.
by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017
mugGet the trump bootymug.

trumpquake

The devastation caused by Trump and his executive orders.
OG: How the hell did half of your family get deported?
G: We suffered a trumpquake!
by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
mugGet the trumpquakemug.

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