theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

clownsident

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

coption

An option given by a cop

“He gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”

by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017

phi beta lame

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important

G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

trumpt

Any time you are hoodwinked, bamboozeled or ripped off you have also been trumpt.

That mega corporation just trumpt my uncle out of his pension!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Loweredd

Anytime being involved with a person, pace or thing is beneath your dignity.

I would wear the shirt that my friend got me but I don’t feel like being loweredd.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

puzderout

When you have to back out of a sweet job offer because your bad rep has been discovered.

OG: What happened to that sweet job you were supposed to start?
G: My bad rep caught up with me so I had to puzderout .

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017