theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

drama king

The male counterpart to a drama queen.

If a drama king marries a drama queen they better move to dramaland cause no other nation will have them!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got a masters in life degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

edgeucation

An innovative type of instruction that yields so much insight, it is on the cutting edge of something new and wonderful.

Jake didn't just get an education at that school, he got an Edgeucation.

by theauthormarkwilkins September 2, 2017

crapocracy

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.

The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017