shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

dramahood

The art and science of becoming a drama kid, drama queen, drama king, drama-mama or dramadaddy.

He went to the Jamal from Empire school of dramahood!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Homer

Someone who stays home all the time.

Instead of going to the beach with his friends, Justin stayed home watching re-runs of Breaking Bad because he’s a homer.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

College of the Streets

When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.

My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 11, 2017

homiespeak

the language of the homies.

G: Say bro, got some extra cheddar you can slide my way?
Old Mr. Poindexter: Eh? Sorry sonny, I can't understand homiespeak!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Loveforce

The force of love in the physical, mental and spiritual universe.

I can feel the loveforce when I go to church.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 30, 2017

Butterfly

A normally overweight woman who loses weight and suddenly becomes attractive and realizing this, tries to squeeze as much sex in with as many different partners as she can before the weight comes back on.

G: That woman is fine, I think I want to spend the rest of my life with her man!
OG: That's not happening bro, she's a butterfly, she won't look that good for very long.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2018