theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

dramaland

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

puzderout

When you have to back out of a sweet job offer because your bad rep has been discovered.

OG: What happened to that sweet job you were supposed to start?
G: My bad rep caught up with me so I had to puzderout .

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

Kobe

Someone who does everything well and makes it look effortless.

That guy can get straight A's, play four sports and hold down a job at night. He is so Kobe

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

froperty

A hybrid word that mixes the word friend with the word property. When you borrow something that belongs to a friend, you have are in the possession of froperty.

OG: was that Escalade I saw you in yesterday your new ride?
G: No, it was just froperty.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got a masters in life degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017