Definitions by theauthormarkwilkins

idiotspeak 

The language of idiots throughout the globe.

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

idiotspeak by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

entreprebroke 

An wanna-be entrepreneur who has a bunch of get rich schemes but is always broke.

His business card says he's an entrepreneur but he's actually entreprebroke!

entreprebroke by theauthormarkwilkins February 15, 2017

mean ass dog 

A home security system in the hood.

G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!

mean ass dog by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

broke ass clown 

Someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well.

I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!

broke ass clown by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

phi beta lame 

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important

G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

phi beta lame by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

trump booty 

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

trump booty by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

clownsident 

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

clownsident by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017