crapocracy

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.

The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 11, 2017

edgeucation

An innovative type of instruction that yields so much insight, it is on the cutting edge of something new and wonderful.

Jake didn't just get an education at that school, he got an Edgeucation.

by theauthormarkwilkins September 01, 2017

punk ass bitch

Someone who acts like they have your back, but when you really need them they abandon you.

JoJo said he had my back, but when I used my one phone call to ask him to bail me out of jail, that punk ass bitch hung up on me!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2017

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

trumpquake

The devastation caused by Trump and his executive orders.

OG: How the hell did half of your family get deported?
G: We suffered a trumpquake!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

butterfly (female)

An unattractive woman who is in a temporary state of desirability and tries to have sex with as many attractive men as she can before her desirability fades away.

G: Look at that woman OMG I think that's my future wife!
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).

by theauthormarkwilkins February 18, 2018