broke ass clown

Someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well.

I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 06, 2017

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pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

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Someone who has reached new and unprecedented heights of nastiness.

When he characterized the dying, crippled, 13 year old artist's entire life's work as a heaping pile of crap he was beyond nasty, he was trumpnasty!

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The devastation caused by Trump and his executive orders.

OG: How the hell did half of your family get deported?
G: We suffered a trumpquake!

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A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

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Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

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A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

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