57 definitions by theauthormarkwilkins

atomic bomber

Someone whose farts smell so bad that they kill everything within a mile of them.

Just don't let Mabel eat extra hot chicken wings cause they turn her into an atomic bomber!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

drama king

The male counterpart to a drama queen.

If a drama king marries a drama queen they better move to dramaland cause no other nation will have them!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Loveforce

The force of love in the physical, mental and spiritual universe.

I can feel the loveforce when I go to church.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 30, 2017

Butterfly

A normally overweight woman who loses weight and suddenly becomes attractive and realizing this, tries to squeeze as much sex in with as many different partners as she can before the weight comes back on.

G: That woman is fine, I think I want to spend the rest of my life with her man!
OG: That's not happening bro, she's a butterfly, she won't look that good for very long.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2018

dramahood

The art and science of becoming a drama kid, drama queen, drama king, drama-mama or dramadaddy.

He went to the Jamal from Empire school of dramahood!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Homer

Someone who stays home all the time.

Instead of going to the beach with his friends, Justin stayed home watching re-runs of Breaking Bad because he’s a homer.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

mean ass dog

A home security system in the hood.

G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017