theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

cultureblend

A style of creating art, literature, music, food or fashion that blends elements of two or more different cultures in a way that creates a new and different culture.

Aztlan is a cultureblend of Ancient Aztec and modern Chicano cultures reflected in art and literature.

by theauthormarkwilkins September 26, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Trumponomics

An economic system where corporations and billionaires get huge tax breaks and refunds the rest of us get chump change.

OG: Why is my big tax refund less than the cost of a meal as Micky D's?

G: That's Trumponomics for ya.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

evilicious

Something evil that is so compelling it consumes you.

That horror movie was totally evilicious.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017