Definitions by theauthormarkwilkins

evilicious 

Something evil that is so compelling it consumes you.

That horror movie was totally evilicious.

evilicious by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

thay 

A thug that is gay.

G: Why is Bobby holding hands with that guy?
OG: Cause he's a thay!

thay by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

cartel cutie by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

squigler 

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

squigler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

atomic bomber

Someone whose farts smell so bad that they kill everything within a mile of them.

Just don't let Mabel eat extra hot chicken wings cause they turn her into an atomic bomber!

atomic bomber by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Philbert 

An odd person who does crazy things.

OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!

Philbert by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017