shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

dramahood

The art and science of becoming a drama kid, drama queen, drama king, drama-mama or dramadaddy.

He went to the Jamal from Empire school of dramahood!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Homer

Someone who stays home all the time.

Instead of going to the beach with his friends, Justin stayed home watching re-runs of Breaking Bad because he’s a homer.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

trumpbelt

The sections of America where a majority of people voted for Trump for President.

Many of Trump's supporters live in the trumpbelt of America.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 31, 2017

dramalord

The supreme drama queen or drama king higher than all others.

Congratulations boo, that epic hissy fit just elevated you from drama queen to dramalord!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017