theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

dramadaddy

The male equivalent of a drama mama.

"OMG, Mona, my Teddy is such a dramadaddy, He throws a tantrum if our son misses a basket in a pickup game!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Blogzine

A blog that is done in a magazine format.

Gil's gossip blog became a Gossip King blogzine and now he's getting more views and ad money.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

dramahood

The art and science of becoming a drama kid, drama queen, drama king, drama-mama or dramadaddy.

He went to the Jamal from Empire school of dramahood!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

homiespeak

the language of the homies.

G: Say bro, got some extra cheddar you can slide my way?
Old Mr. Poindexter: Eh? Sorry sonny, I can't understand homiespeak!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017