not quite porn

Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.

Lego porn is not quite porn.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004

love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.

Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

duel

A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.

*slap with glove*
What? I demand satisfaction sir!
Let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok...

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.

G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

money laundering

(n.) The process of hiding the source of illegal income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion.

This definition has evolved to include any form of hiding income (or sources of income) in the interests of avoiding tax, although the problem posed by non-specific 'cover-all' statements means that it is open to loopholes because of the vast grey areas.

Money laundering has been practised for over 6000 years, but the term itself comes from the prohibition era of american history.

If a public limited company were to pay its director fees or dividends through purchasing toy cars worth £1 each for @ £50,000 each from a foreign company (and listing them as real cars) owned by the receiving directors/shareholders so they get their money with minor taxation, that would be covered by the extended definition of money laundering.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

bunch of fives

(n.) Five fingers (4+ 1 thumb) coming toward your face. An example of cockney

Look at me again and I'll give you the bunch of fives

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

dildo duel

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.

Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004