the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.

The Vatican is a theocracy.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

lesbian side sluts

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.

I have lesbian side sluts on call.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.

Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

woman of the trade

..Of course the trade is the world's oldest trade; prostitution.

What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.

My dear gentlemen, I have bought a woman of the trade to join us, who shall be freely availiable to all throughut the night. I have paid her in advance, so fret not.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

eleventy-seven

The value of any unknown integer that can be counted in scores (tens) ie more than 20 but not in hundreds ie below 200.

The specific number is 117

eleventy-seven red balloons go by

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004