gary glitter

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.
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bunch of fives

(n.) Five fingers (4+ 1 thumb) coming toward your face. An example of cockney
Look at me again and I'll give you the bunch of fives
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hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.
G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected
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taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.
I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.
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streets of rage

Side scrolling beat em up manufactured for the sega megadrive/ sega genesis in the early 90's. Smooth and original gameplay made the game such a hit that a sequel was made, which was even better. There was a third game made, which had more moves availiable, but it wasn't anywhere near as popular as the first two.
Every time I faced the Mona & Lisa bosses in SOR I lost about five lives because I couldn't hit them. It was several years after first playing the game for the first time before i realised that I should stand with my back to them and press B and C buttons together to backkick when they approach. Saves me a few police cars.
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stuck in a slut

A playful change from stuck in a rut.

Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.
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bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.
Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!
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