When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.
Also a kind of flower.
I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed
Statement of agreement issued after a vital stipulation has been uttered.
Property Owner: If you want to push that shit on my estate, that's fine, but I want 50% on your rent.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.
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that goes without saying
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Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.
get off my car, you little wanka
A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.
Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"
Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"
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Daughter of the trade
mug!
Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.
Lego porn is not quite porn.
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not quite porn
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