Definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother

pikeyfied clothes 

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

pikeyfied clothes by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

dildo duel 

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.

Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.

dildo duel by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

atari 

The best game company in the world until it faced up to the reality of competition, at which point it simply pumped out a jillion games involving spaceships and shooting enemies before they shoot you, either in the form of space invaders or a side scrolling shooter.

I remember how my father used to beat me at double dragon on my atari, and how I was really crap at that ghostbusters game.

atari by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

President Clinton 

Also had a husband named Bill....

President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.

President Clinton by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

wanka 

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

wanka by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004

hax0r 

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.

G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected

hax0r by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

duel 

A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.

*slap with glove*
What? I demand satisfaction sir!
Let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok...

duel by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004