the moody poet's definitions
What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Beach Towelmug. Muslims believe that the prophet muhammad was told the correct version of The Bible/religion.
Muslims beleive that the prophet muhammad was the last messenger by God, when it clearly says in The Bible that Jesus was the last messenger.
Muslims beleive that the prophet muhammad was the last messenger by God, when it clearly says in The Bible that Jesus was the last messenger.
John 14:16
The only other advocate after Jesus Christ will be the spirit of truth.
The Islamic belief is a belief that cannot be substantiated. While today general religion can go back to the original scriptures, Muslims cannot go back to the original souce, as the prophet muhammad is dead.
The only other advocate after Jesus Christ will be the spirit of truth.
The Islamic belief is a belief that cannot be substantiated. While today general religion can go back to the original scriptures, Muslims cannot go back to the original souce, as the prophet muhammad is dead.
by The Moody Poet December 17, 2008
Get the Islamic Beliefmug. To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the pussy pinchmug. A gunman went on a shooting rampage of nerds.
One witness described it as a nerdicide with splattered brains everywhere!
One witness described it as a nerdicide with splattered brains everywhere!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Nerdicidemug. Jesus vs Muhammad
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009
Get the Jesus vs Muhammadmug. A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the sling fuckmug. Usually an oversexed gay slut that runs around boring and drilling the actual glory holes into cubicles, sex clubs or sex haunts.
A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy.
A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls.
Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy.
A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy.
A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls.
Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy.
There goes Cyril the glory hole mole, that little slut puts the A in AID's! See House in Venice or House in Virginia.
All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy!
All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Glory Hole Molemug.