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E-Gang

A gang that only exists on the Internet i.e. mainly in chat rooms or forums.
The E-Gang had formed in the chat room and within 2 weeks the E-Gang had taken over, and ran the room.

HZ200: So waz up fool?
TJUBOY: nm
JK12: Hi guyz
HZ200: JK12 no yer place fool! shut da hell up!
JK12: soz :(
Beec8: u will b if u ever chat again!!! :o
Tonloc: Man these regular chatters r turning into an E-Gang!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Grey Water

A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.

It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
"Did you just piss in the shower?"

"Yeh!"

"Ewww now our grey water is gonna be yellow water!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Imelda Marcos Syndrome

When you can't stop buying shoes.

When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!

When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"

"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"

KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Strip Pool

When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!

Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.

Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.

Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.

Strip Pool is K00l!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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PBUH

PBUH is an abbreviation for Piss Be Upon Him.
He was constantly at war so we all had to say PBUH, piss be upon him!
by The Moody Poet August 20, 2007
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Donald Trump Sex Maneuver

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Church Hopping

To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.

To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."

"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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