the moody poet's definitions
Fratricide is when you kill your own brother.
Fratricide is when you kill a brother in arms (soldier or political/religous brother) who you are fighting with either on purpose or by accident.
Fratricide is when you kill a brother in arms (soldier or political/religous brother) who you are fighting with either on purpose or by accident.
Cain committed fratricide when he killed his own brother Abel in the Book of Genesis.
In 9/11 the terrorists not only committed mass murder but they had also committed acts of fratricide against their own Islamic brothers.
In 9/11 the terrorists not only committed mass murder but they had also committed acts of fratricide against their own Islamic brothers.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

A gunman went on a shooting rampage of nerds.
One witness described it as a nerdicide with splattered brains everywhere!
One witness described it as a nerdicide with splattered brains everywhere!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

by The Moody Poet August 20, 2007

When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
