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Blue MAGA

Noun.
Term for people who behave exactly like Trump supporters but who are instead aligned with Bernie Sanders and other Putinists. In 2016, Blue MAGA was used by Democrats to describe Berniecrats who frequently express their hatred of anti-fascist Democrats. Of course, Berniecrats have adopted Orwell's Newspeak to try to distance themselves from their own fascism -- even though Newspeak is inherently fascist.
I criticized yet another one of Bernie's votes where he sided with the Republicans, and Berniecrats have been flooding my DMs with death threats ever since. Thanks a lot Blue MAGA.
by the modhatter July 26, 2022
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KHive

Used correctly, KHive is a term used for high-information voters who have seen the value of the work being done my Vice President Kamala Harris. She has a long record of stepping into offices traditionally held by conservative white males, and applying socially-progressive theories, to prevent crime, and to prosecute criminals that conservatives tend to ignore, from rapists to big banks. As California Attorney General, she risked her job to affirm that Prop H8 is indefensible, paving the way for the Supreme Court to reaffirm that marriage is a fundamental right that cannot be denied to LGBTQ+ people. As a Senator, she was famous for making the patriarchal establishment nervous.

However, many people who do not recognize that they are PART of the patriarchal establishment hate the candidate who, despite being forced out of the Primary by the rich patriarchy, has become the Vice President. They misuse "KHive" as a slur, the way that their MAGA counterparts would call such supporters "Antifa." It has become dog whistle for "uppity black woman," even though millions of Vice President Harris' supporters are neither black nor women. Facts do not matter to them. If they make toxic, pro-Putin comments, they believe "only KHive could possibly take offense to this toxicity!"
Tea Party: "Democrats are scrambling to find a replacement for President Biden in 2024."
Constitution: If for some reason President Biden needs to be replaced, he will be succeeded by the Vice President.
Tea Roses: "OMFG, you must be KHive."
by the modhatter May 24, 2022
mugGet the KHivemug.

Green MAGA

An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.

Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
mugGet the Green MAGAmug.

Blue MAGA

Noun.
Coined in 2016, as voters recognized that Bernie Bros were acting exactly like their GOP counterparts. Which made more sense the more we learned that Putin supported both Trump and Sanders in several ways.
"I thought we were ALL anti-fascists, but it turns out that guy in the Birdie Sanders merch is just Blue MAGA."
by the modhatter July 11, 2022
mugGet the Blue MAGAmug.

MAGAdjacent

Adjective
Many politicians and supporters identify as Never Trump, but on a social progress scale, 100 being truly, meaningfully for progress, and -100 representing the regressiveness of Trump, many of these people are at -99. This is true of Republicans like Romney, Kinzinger, and Cheney, who still vote over 90% with Trump's radically conservative positions, and is also true in Horseshoe Theory, among people who CLAIM to care about things like climate change, reparations, voting rights, gun reform, et al, but say they will sit out the election, or, worse, actively carry water for the GOP, if the 48 Democrat Senators don't magically act like a 68-seat Supermajority.

MAGAdjacent can also be used as a noun to describe people whose political outcomes match the definition above.
"I actually heard a so-called Progressive™ say she would support Liz Cheney for PRESIDENT!!!"
"OMG! Even after Liz made a spectacle of herself after Roe V Wade was struck down?"
"I know! I knew Bros had some MAGAdjacent tendencies, but I had no idea this Bro was officially a MAGAdjacent!"
by the modhatter July 31, 2022
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KHive

Noun

A term coined for people who support Vice President Harris, the "Kamala Hive" is a grass roots group who have done our research and found someone who did the work to replace conservative White Heterosexual Affluent Males in criminal justice and bring a progressive approach to crime PREVENTION over punishment, winning her a promotion to famously progressive California's Attorney General position. After putting her career on the line and refusing to defend the indefensible Prop H8, she was elected to the Senate, and then chosen as Biden's running mate, becoming a First in many categories, as she has in previous elections. Now, she is using her Constitutional role to break ties in the Senate, while promoting maternal health, and serving as an ambassador for the Biden Administration.

Of course, many hostile online users use "KHive" the same way other conservatives use "BLM" or "Antifa." Many of the people they label "KHive" are merely progressive voters who support pragmatic real-world solutions to the GOP Supreme Court, the 50 Republican Senators controlling Congress, and the de facto even split in the House between Democrats, and the GOP/Squad alliance who vote against things like removing lead from Michigan water, or seizing assets of Russian oligarchs being used to murder children and pregnant women in Ukraine.
"You mean, she doesn't support stealing tribal lands in 2022??? OMG, she must he KHive!!!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2022
mugGet the KHivemug.

Blue MAGA

Coined in 2016 to describe Bernie Sanders supporters who act just like Trump supporters, the term is derived from Trump's "Make America Great Again" MAGA, and from the Democrats' association with Blue on Election Night, lending itself to terms like "Blue States."

In true Blue MAGA fashion, Blue MAGAs made a nonsensical comparison between Democrats' nonviolent resistance and Trump's violent attacks on nonviolent dissenters, and called mainstream Democrats "Blue MAGA," a technique Orwell Warned Us about in "Nineteen Eighty-Four."
"To prove Berniecrats aren't anything like Trumpers, Blue MAGA is going to have thousands of bots vote down accurate definitions of 'Blue MAGA!' That'll show them!!!"
by the modhatter January 23, 2024
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