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In political science, the political spectrum shows Liberals on the Left, and Conservatives on the Right. But for a decade, Berniecrats have adopted Doublethink to simultaneously accuse Democrats of being Centrists, but also Liberals, used as a slur. To differentiate themselves, they have turned to calling themselves "Leftists," while openly rejecting positions of the Left like social justice and equality. All they have is the economic talking points. However:
1 Without social justice and equality, those economic points are just White Populism
2 Without realizing that the barrier to economic progress is the GOP, and committing to Vote Them All Out, they are not progress, they are just empty talking points
This "Leftism" is like the "Quarter Pounder," which is a misleading reference to the pre-cooked weight -- and since the quality of beef decreased, the resulting hamburger got smaller and smaller until the sandwich was virtually unrecognizable. Hence, "McLeftist."
1 Without social justice and equality, those economic points are just White Populism
2 Without realizing that the barrier to economic progress is the GOP, and committing to Vote Them All Out, they are not progress, they are just empty talking points
This "Leftism" is like the "Quarter Pounder," which is a misleading reference to the pre-cooked weight -- and since the quality of beef decreased, the resulting hamburger got smaller and smaller until the sandwich was virtually unrecognizable. Hence, "McLeftist."
"Do you think that Leftist knows that bullying people by calling them 'Liberals' is a self-own?"
"Naw. He's a McLeftist. He keeps calling everyone but Reagan and Thatcher 'neoliberals' too."
"Naw. He's a McLeftist. He keeps calling everyone but Reagan and Thatcher 'neoliberals' too."
by the modhatter July 3, 2025
Get the McLeftist mug.Sometimes, people claim to be Christian, and then spout only Old Testament theories without ever quoting a single thing actually attributed to Christ, and further, they refer to anyone who DOES quote the teachings attributed to Christ as "cherry-picking." They love "the Cross," but remove Christ from Christianity -- hence "Xian." A follower of Christ loves all neighbors -- an Xian will yell and scream at their neighbors for not saying Merry Xmas.
"Isn't it weird how they always want to put the Ten Commandments on public property, but never the Sermon On The Mount?"
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
by the modhatter February 17, 2022
Get the Xian mug.In the age of social media falling down on the job and refusing to moderate #FakeNews and #AlternativeFacts, one group has consistently stood up to misinformation. Since the patriarchy's propaganda campaigns focus on females or people of color, someone who is both tends to receive the most slanders and libels.
For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
"What? That Twitter user doesn't agree that 'Blood And Teeth' is a substantive plan to address the needs of the socioeconomically disadvantaged??? Must be KHive."
by the modhatter December 31, 2021
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Often denoted with a bee emoji or a the scales of justice and sometimes both, KHive is a group of Democrats who support a fellow Democrat who has stepped inside elected offices traditionally held by conservative white male Republicans and fought for social justice.
KHive has attracted many conservative enemies. Their favorite topics include their own victimhood in online arguments, doing the "work," and online drama that they have typically either involved themselves in or started outright. Often can be found engaging in the same sort of actions for which they have derided others including mobbing and harassing opponents, inwardly reflective conversation resulting in incredible bias, and a caustically toxic history of fractured leadership and infighting.
Other signs of KHive opposition include a red rose, an until-death defense of Reagan Republicans, and unflinching and unending anger at literally anything Vice President Kamala Harris does -- and also, unending anger at her when the press doesn't cover the good work she's doing.
The group has been recognized by Harris, as well as her husband, First Gentleman Douglas Emhoff, likely unaware of the toxicity of those opposed to KHive.
Often denoted with a bee emoji or a the scales of justice and sometimes both, KHive is a group of Democrats who support a fellow Democrat who has stepped inside elected offices traditionally held by conservative white male Republicans and fought for social justice.
KHive has attracted many conservative enemies. Their favorite topics include their own victimhood in online arguments, doing the "work," and online drama that they have typically either involved themselves in or started outright. Often can be found engaging in the same sort of actions for which they have derided others including mobbing and harassing opponents, inwardly reflective conversation resulting in incredible bias, and a caustically toxic history of fractured leadership and infighting.
Other signs of KHive opposition include a red rose, an until-death defense of Reagan Republicans, and unflinching and unending anger at literally anything Vice President Kamala Harris does -- and also, unending anger at her when the press doesn't cover the good work she's doing.
The group has been recognized by Harris, as well as her husband, First Gentleman Douglas Emhoff, likely unaware of the toxicity of those opposed to KHive.
"I swear I have no problem with women or people of color, but the women and people of color in KHive who expect me to be less toxic to women and people of color are annoying as hell."
"I don't know if it's worth it to share that toxic post -- KHive will debunk it, and facts are annoying to deal with."
"I don't know if it's worth it to share that toxic post -- KHive will debunk it, and facts are annoying to deal with."
by the modhatter November 12, 2021
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In 2018, Trump admitted that Russia meddled in the 2016 election cycle. He denied he participated, as 2014 was before he began his MAGA campaign -- yet his own tweet, also from 2014, shows him preparing to run for President, using his MAGA campaign. Clearly, Putin had no interest in making the United States great again, so the real campaign was to Make Russia Great Again, or MRGA.
In 2018, Trump admitted that Russia meddled in the 2016 election cycle. He denied he participated, as 2014 was before he began his MAGA campaign -- yet his own tweet, also from 2014, shows him preparing to run for President, using his MAGA campaign. Clearly, Putin had no interest in making the United States great again, so the real campaign was to Make Russia Great Again, or MRGA.
"I'm a MAGA patriot!"
"If you were really a patriot, you would know the actual name of the United States, MRGA."
"If you were really a patriot, you would know the actual name of the United States, MRGA."
by the modhatter June 18, 2024
Get the MRGA mug.You're telling me I should have nominated Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton? Oh great, so I can elect one WHAM or another. No thanks!
by the modhatter November 11, 2016
Get the WHAM mug.A term describing the fascist tactics of Bernie Bros, "Blue MAGA" has, predictably, become the latest victim of #Newspeak, and is now used by Putinists as a derogatory term for Democrats who resist Putinists.
Berniecrats described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse Russian war, tax cuts for hedge fund millionaires, clemency for rapists and murderers in the guise of "abolishing prisons," and cuts to the social safety net by Republicans if Democrats are not "pure" enough.
Blue MAGA Berniecrats' main objection to Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness.
Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA Berniecrats despise the most is Vice President Kamala Harris, attacking her with misogynoir, even when their attacks are based on Fox reporters making up lies. Blue MAGA Berniecrats drool over Bernie Sanders, because they see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election theft in 2016, ignoring the facts of Russian interference, which, like Trump, they call the "Russia Hoax" because Putin also actively supported Bernie Sanders. They also swoon to proposals such as Hillarycare, which Bernie tanked in the 1990s and then rebranded as "Medicare for All."
Berniecrats described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse Russian war, tax cuts for hedge fund millionaires, clemency for rapists and murderers in the guise of "abolishing prisons," and cuts to the social safety net by Republicans if Democrats are not "pure" enough.
Blue MAGA Berniecrats' main objection to Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness.
Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA Berniecrats despise the most is Vice President Kamala Harris, attacking her with misogynoir, even when their attacks are based on Fox reporters making up lies. Blue MAGA Berniecrats drool over Bernie Sanders, because they see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election theft in 2016, ignoring the facts of Russian interference, which, like Trump, they call the "Russia Hoax" because Putin also actively supported Bernie Sanders. They also swoon to proposals such as Hillarycare, which Bernie tanked in the 1990s and then rebranded as "Medicare for All."
Antifa: I'm so happy that Biden is president now! I can't wait to start fixing what was broken, and then make progress that benefits EVERYONE, regardless of race, sex, gender, sexuality, income, et al.
Blue MAGA: But what about the student loans of rich kids who earn $100,000 per year or more???
Antifa: Shouldn't the priority be to CONTINUE cancelling debt for people who REALLY need it, and then using the trillion dollars you want to give to the rich to make sure EVERY child in the US gets a quality PreK-12 education?
Blue MAGA: You mean, like Black kids? Naw, why bother -- #PLCAA will mean those kids will probably get shot up anyway.
Antifa: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!
Blue MAGA: That's Blue MAGA for you... Oh well, let's go back to attacking every Black person on Twitter as "KHive," and then when Black people complain, say we're talking about white women who eat brunch.
Blue MAGA: But what about the student loans of rich kids who earn $100,000 per year or more???
Antifa: Shouldn't the priority be to CONTINUE cancelling debt for people who REALLY need it, and then using the trillion dollars you want to give to the rich to make sure EVERY child in the US gets a quality PreK-12 education?
Blue MAGA: You mean, like Black kids? Naw, why bother -- #PLCAA will mean those kids will probably get shot up anyway.
Antifa: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!
Blue MAGA: That's Blue MAGA for you... Oh well, let's go back to attacking every Black person on Twitter as "KHive," and then when Black people complain, say we're talking about white women who eat brunch.
by the modhatter August 4, 2022
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