the king's definitions

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003

bowen

The term "Bowen" orginates from a very stinky guy that shits himself very often. To be called Bowen is to be called the foulest smelling person known to the world.

"Dude did someone empty a septic tank in here?"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"

by The King March 23, 2005

LUD

A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.

What the hell is your problem LUD?

by The King May 29, 2003

fadussy

The smell after a night of sex and flatulance.

Man this car smells like fadussy!

by The King January 7, 2005

tooterolls

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials

Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot

by The King May 17, 2004

nostril

1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.

How you finger gets into your nose.

by The king November 18, 2003

LaCoeurDeLaMer

Very HOT girl!!!

Do me LaCoeurDeLaMer!

by The king May 7, 2004