the jerky's definitions

abortion

Chiefly Boston; something that goes horribly wrong

Did you see the mess they made of downtown with the Big Dig and it's a billion over budget? What a fuckin abortion!

by the jerky March 14, 2023

Foreigner

In Boston, a term for anyone not from the Northeast.

Fuckin foreigners showing up every Septembah and they don't know how to ride the frickin T, what an abortion.

by the jerky March 14, 2023

humditty

Fog.

From misspelling/misreading of "humidity." Chiefly New England / Maine.

"The habah was thick with humditty."

by the jerky August 17, 2020

1SK

a weapon in a video game that will kill an full health enemy in one shot. something a new player will always wonder how to get, because everyone else seems to have one.

how the hell are you one shotting me... i want to know how to get a 1SK gun like yours

by the jerky January 16, 2016

hooby

(abstract noun or proper noun) A person, especially one not mentioned by name

Hooby doesn't have one.
Who?
Hooby!
Hooby who?

by the jerky January 27, 2011

accidentally

transitive verb, past tense: To break beyond repair, or lose completely, or do something catastrophic or highly objectionable or problematic to. Ostensibly by accident but most often used ironically for a purposeful act.

I accidentally the whole thread.

I accidentally the whole website.

I accidentally your mom.

I accidentally inside her.

by the jerky July 5, 2010

rubbery

Drunk.

We got all rubbery last night going through Andy's liquor stash.

by the jerky October 23, 2009