the jerky's definitions

accidentally

transitive verb, past tense: To break beyond repair, or lose completely, or do something catastrophic or highly objectionable or problematic to. Ostensibly by accident but most often used ironically for a purposeful act.

I accidentally the whole thread.

I accidentally the whole website.

I accidentally your mom.

I accidentally inside her.

by the jerky July 5, 2010

1SK

a weapon in a video game that will kill an full health enemy in one shot. something a new player will always wonder how to get, because everyone else seems to have one.

how the hell are you one shotting me... i want to know how to get a 1SK gun like yours

by the jerky January 16, 2016

ICGATM

Acronym for "I Checked Google And The Memories". Indicates that the poster did the due diligence of 1. searching Google, and 2. looking through the indexed posts of the forum, and didn't find an answer, before posting a question. Seen almost exclusively in the Seattle LiveJournal Community.

Use of this acronym is a show of forum competency, and may reduce snark.

"Does anyone know of a good dog groomer in Wallingford that specializes in poodles? ICGATM." (fairly probably true)

"Hi I need a place to stay in Tukwila in November, ICGATM" (unlikely to be true)

by the jerky October 30, 2007

hat

Condom. Derived from jimmy hat in 90's hip-hop slang.

the tall slim fly kid with dope steps
yep, coming with a box of hats
- Nice N Smooth, Hip Hop Junkies

by the jerky December 31, 2007

humditty

Fog.

From misspelling/misreading of "humidity." Chiefly New England / Maine.

"The habah was thick with humditty."

by the jerky August 17, 2020

abortion

Chiefly Boston; something that goes horribly wrong

Did you see the mess they made of downtown with the Big Dig and it's a billion over budget? What a fuckin abortion!

by the jerky March 14, 2023

sarkiness

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

by the jerky January 4, 2008