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During a BarMitzvah or BatMitzvah, when the majority of adolescent girls attending that are wearing pantyhose, stockings, tights, or are barefoot take off their shoes and put on socks for the remainder of the event. This can come to quite a disappointment to men twenty years old or older who find it attractive and arousing to view the feet of adolescent girls. Out of disappointment and sometimes anger, a man of this nature may describe this event as a "Sock Mitzvah" when conversating to others.
"I was so happy to be invited to my friend's little cousin's BatMitzvah so I could see all the girls prancing around in their stockings and barefeet without shoes on. But his aunt is a real bitch and told all the girls to bring socks. So during the reception, the event became a Sock Mitzvah and I left early because I was really pissed off!"
by The Jax January 17, 2007
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I was at a party with mostly guys. This hot bitch came in wearing a strappy top with no bra and such a shirt skirt you could see her ass. When all the guys tried to get with her, she pulled an Unwanted Sexual Abuse Statement. She's a big tease and no one appreciates it.
by The Jax February 23, 2009
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This term originated because girls that attend St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls in Philadelphia would wear Adidas Sandals going to and from school where guys would look at their feet hoping to see their toes when infact they were wearing socks and were denied that privilege. This term is now widely used by guys in the Philadelphia and Southern NJ area.
This term originated because girls that attend St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls in Philadelphia would wear Adidas Sandals going to and from school where guys would look at their feet hoping to see their toes when infact they were wearing socks and were denied that privilege. This term is now widely used by guys in the Philadelphia and Southern NJ area.
Dude I was at Dunkin Donuts at Cottman and Torresdale this morning picking up some breakfast on my way to work. All these girls came in from that school across the street and they were wearing adidas sandals. I wanted to see their feet but when I looked down I was Hubert Denied because those bitches were wearing socks under their tights. What the hell is that about??
by The Jax August 5, 2009
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Nicole 102 is a show written primarily for Alexa Nikolas who want to see her reprise her role as Nicole Bristow in her own show. In the show, Nicole moves back to Kansas and is enrolled in an all girls catholic school. The show will obviously have a new cast and be in a new setting but the shows same premise of hijinks and social issues will like that of Zoey 101. A crossover show will also be planned to see Zoey and her friends visit Nicole in Kansas on Nicole 102. As well as Nicole and her friends will visit PCA during spring break on Zoey 101.
A letter has been submitted to Nickelodeon and Savage Steve Holland for idea submission. Both have declined to comment.
Nicole 102 is a show written primarily for Alexa Nikolas who want to see her reprise her role as Nicole Bristow in her own show. In the show, Nicole moves back to Kansas and is enrolled in an all girls catholic school. The show will obviously have a new cast and be in a new setting but the shows same premise of hijinks and social issues will like that of Zoey 101. A crossover show will also be planned to see Zoey and her friends visit Nicole in Kansas on Nicole 102. As well as Nicole and her friends will visit PCA during spring break on Zoey 101.
A letter has been submitted to Nickelodeon and Savage Steve Holland for idea submission. Both have declined to comment.
by The Jax April 19, 2007
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I was driving down Chester Pike (Rt 13) in Norwood and seen that Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch walking with her friends. I don't want any of that. She would have the biggest attitude and would probably steal all my money when I am not looking.
by The Jax August 5, 2009
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I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!
by The Jax August 7, 2009
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My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.
by The Jax August 5, 2009
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