the dude's definitions

fuck mad bitches

Can be used as an interjection in the same way as "cool" "sweet" or "damn awesome"

1) I get to go to Cape Cod this summer! Fuck mad bitches!
2) Fuck mad bitches, that movie was awesome!!

by The Dude June 22, 2004

Sex/Virgin Bracelet

A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)

Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.

by The Dude October 19, 2003

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

by The Dude January 20, 2005

Tidus

main character in FFX. Thinks too much. He's pretty good with a sword. Yuna's bestest guardian.

Tidus is Yuna's bitch.

by the dude March 1, 2004

fape

Fape is a combination of two words, fuck and rape. It means an extreme or severe form of rape.

I just got faped on that test.

by The Dude December 6, 2004

Blitzkrap

Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring

"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."

Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.

by The Dude February 4, 2005

fapie

Fapie is a derivative of the word fape. It has two meanings: 1. the state of being faped; 2. pronoun used as the second word in a two-noun phrase.

1. That dude was getting his fapie on.
2. Consider "Overlook Cafe," which becomes "OverlookFapie" under this pronoun convention

by The Dude December 6, 2004