the comand'r's definitions

whoopsie wave

When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.

I was waving to Eddy at the show and Phil thought I was waving to him. Awkward... Phil waved back to me as he was caught in a whoopsie wave. It's almost as bad as when Jim invited me to lunch, thinking I was Tony because his phone contacts were screwed up resulting in Jim texting me with an invite.

by the comand'r April 14, 2014

submarine shot

Similar to a "floater shot" aka "floater", but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r November 11, 2021

Monday Gras

The day before Fat Tuesday is Monday Gras; week starts on Monday Gras, then Mardi Gras.

Barney: See you this weekend in NoLa

Adam: Ya, we’re headed down a bit earlier than you. We arrive on Monday Gras and plan to be there for lurnch to get our brush on. Monday Gras is always our precursor to Mardi Gras. Gonna keep my stay-cup full till we see y’all!

by the comand'r February 20, 2023

ledershants

Lederhosen on a really short dude. Shorts/pants = Shants. Lederhosen/shants = Ledershants.

Herbie is so short, that when he went to Oktoberfest and wore his Lederhosen, they came off as Ledershants.

by the comand'r September 20, 2018

premacheer

A celebration which comes to early, e.g. a premature cheer

In a heated beach volleyball match, LMU hit a killer shot to looked like it won the match for LMU so the LMU fans went wild, but Kat had an amazing one-armed dig to pop the ball over for the point against LMU, who was already celebrating their victory. The LMU team lost the point during their premacheer

by the comand'r March 31, 2023

loser loser drunken boozer

The opposite of winner winner chicken dinner

Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots

by the comand'r October 15, 2022

Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.

Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.

by the comand'r October 15, 2016