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compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.
"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"
by The King August 30, 2003
mugGet the compact diskmug.

Windmill

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill
A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it
by The King October 19, 2004
mugGet the Windmillmug.

The Blue Line

When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.
Watching the capitals win, I just killed this six pack to make the blue line.
by The KiNG August 31, 2013
mugGet the The Blue Linemug.

LUD

A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.
What the hell is your problem LUD?
by The King May 29, 2003
mugGet the LUDmug.

KungFuManchu(er)

To have KungfuManchu is to suffer from Crotch Rats.
Man Pookey over there got a bad case of KungFuManchu!
by the King June 11, 2006
mugGet the KungFuManchu(er)mug.

LaCoeurDeLaMer

Do me LaCoeurDeLaMer!
by The king May 7, 2004
mugGet the LaCoeurDeLaMermug.

Granton

of Friar like proportions; from the gothic regions of Tasmania, a herbalist and an adept dwarf like species of primate noted for voyeuristic tendencies and panty sniffing.

Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.

Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.

A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.

also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....

a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute

a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment
set in southern Portugal before legislative reforms incorporating the concept of statutory rape...

Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......

a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....
by the King April 25, 2005
mugGet the Grantonmug.

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