Ice Scraper

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

by The dude September 10, 2014

the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

by The Dude November 11, 2004

Emogame

www.emogame.com

One of the BEST flash games on the fucking net. Basically an old-school side-scroller with emo musicians beating the crap out of hated figures in pop culture. Ok, it's the EMO game...but it's actually a blast to play.

Where the hell did those 3 hours go? Damn you Emogame.....

by The Dude February 15, 2005

Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress

Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?

by The Dude November 25, 2004

shh its ok

what you use as a last resort to hook up with someone because you're desperate.

Girl: but you don't even know my name!
Guy: Shhh, it's ok

by the dude February 08, 2005

Diesel Boy

Diesel Boys are chauchies who wear the Diesel brand of clothing. These guys think that they are bad-ass in their $100 t-shirts and jeans that look like they came from the girls' rack. You can often spot Diesel Boys dressed in everything Diesel from a toquw or hat to a wrinkled shirt (it's supposed to look like that) with fake spray paint all over it, to jeans that you swear you've seen your sister wearing, to the shoes. You will often see Diesel Boys in their natural habitats of clubs. They usually travel in packs attempting to pick up chicks with too much make up. See also ass pirate

Diesel Boy: "Hey watch it these jeans cost $150!"
Normal Person: "Fuck off Diesel Boy!"

"Whoa that guy dresses like a homosexual!"
"No that's just a Diesel Boy."

by The Dude February 05, 2005

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004