Definitions by the DAWG

Rory 

The cutest, smartest, funniest, and

Best guy you will ever meet, I’m sure he’s a bit rough around the edges, but you’ll get used to it. He loves video games, art, talking, and will never leave your side. Rory is a great friend

“You’re awesome Rory,”
“You to!!!”

Rory by The Dawg November 20, 2020

ap calculus 

Class offered in some high schools. Introduces pretty basic mathematical concepts compared to "advanced" math. Frequently described as "impossible," "retarded," and "useless" by many students, but occasionally enjoyed by uber-nerds who later go on to become obscenely rich and hire the aforementioned students as manservants.

Joe Cool: "AP Calculus sucks monkey balls. Let's go get wasted."

Uber-nerd: "Wow, partial differential equations are fascinating. With some minor modifications, I bet these formulas could even predict the stock market..."

ap calculus by The Dawg June 14, 2005

mollered 

To break or make worse a computer system while trying to fix or enhance said system.

Crikey, that fix last week has been mollered

mollered by the dawg November 8, 2004

shiteroo 

Exclamation of surprise, usually made after a discovery or revelation.

"Shiteroo, I knew I should have voted for Gore."

shiteroo by The Dawg October 30, 2004

Sognard 

Verb
What a beach dog shakes off on you.

When a beach dog shakes off his surf water on you.

(Taken from MTV)

1. Watch that dog, he's gonna sognard on you
2. You got sognarded

Sognard by The Dawg July 27, 2004

Greel 

NOUN/VERB
1. Anything and everything that is cool.

ADJECTIVE
2. Your state of being or situation

NOUN
3. Your body

1. That movie was pretty greel; Holy greel; Oh my greel; That was pretty greel

2. Whats your greel? I'm doing pretty greel; You just got greeled.

3. Move your fat greel; I just hurt my greel; I punched him right in the greel

Greel by The Dawg July 27, 2004

f-bomb 

1. a euphenism for the word "fuck". (also known as "effinheimer")
2. (romantic) a euphenism for the word "friend" when used in being dumped.

1. DC was droppin f-bombs all over, yo
2. Her: "I think we should just be friends Jim."
Him: "why you droppin the f-bomb on me BITCH!

f-bomb by the DAWG May 2, 2004