25 definitions by the Mad Shatter
1. To fart
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by the Mad Shatter June 18, 2014
What the hell is going on in that room?
I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
by the Mad Shatter December 3, 2018
Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
by the Mad Shatter November 30, 2017
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
by the Mad Shatter September 9, 2018
Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by the Mad Shatter November 15, 2017
Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.
If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005