Chad's Hair 

A hairstyle made popular by Macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either Chad, Chazz, Brett, Chet, or Brad. This grouping of names is known as the "Big 5." The hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.

"My hairs getting pretty gnarly, Tom."
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."

Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.

Chad's Hair by Dread Knot Pirate November 24, 2013

Chad’s dent 

The dent that exists above the butthole between the cheeks in adult specimens. Often confused with the dorsal taint, but is a separate feature.

While you’re down there, don’t neglect Chad’s dent.

Chad’s dent by anonymous August 19, 2021

Chad's Gap 

The 130 foot gap in Utah that claimed Tanner Hall's ankles. Rice, BJL own it.

Skier: "Hey did Tanner Hall stomp Chad's Gap?"
Snowboarder: "Haha yeah, but it got both of his ankles!"

Chad's Gap by dilrdur March 25, 2009

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement 

Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.

Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.

Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement by faxis2k November 22, 2010

Chad's Burrito

The only food clinically proven to chemically depress the individual who ingests it

Lance and Sean ate Chad's Burrito yesterday and today were found drowned in their own bathtubs

Chad's Burrito by Beef Albert September 29, 2007

Chad's Law 

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.

Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"

Chad's Law by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019

Chad's Dozen 

16.

I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.

Chad's Dozen by BakersChad March 22, 2022