tellitizaman's definitions

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

snaprafice

snaprafice is tha act of giving up the pussy to some loser who whould other wise never get any.

example: judy decided to make the ultimate snaprafice and fuck jeds brains out at the party.

by tellitizaman August 19, 2010

freewillie

the act of exposing the male genitalia at any water sport or exhibition.

i cant believe hank decided to pull a freewillie at seaworld.

by tellitizaman September 3, 2010

flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.

it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.

by tellitizaman September 24, 2011