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I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!
by Telephony July 24, 2019
Get the spankenmug. ♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪
by Telephony July 1, 2015
Get the A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Downmug. The sound of gunfire from a handgun, rifle, automatic weapon, etc. created solely by hardware or computer software synthesis. Found most frequently in computer video game or demo choons.
No guns are fouled and no poor, innocent, helpless, defenseless bullets are damaged or destroyed when synthetic gunfire is employed.
No guns are fouled and no poor, innocent, helpless, defenseless bullets are damaged or destroyed when synthetic gunfire is employed.
The title zax for the Commodore Amiga video game, "Datastorm" is just loaded with synthetic gunfire! How kewl!!!
by Telephony October 20, 2015
Get the synthetic gunfiremug. (Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
by Telephony November 13, 2011
Get the coffee penusmug. {In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
by Telephony February 12, 2015
Get the baited breathmug. Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
Get the diarrhea of the keyboardmug. YUK!!! This tea is horrible!
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
by Telephony May 30, 2018
Get the peepotmug.