Supertolietbowl

What the Superbowl is to some people.

{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!

{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.

by Telephony March 11, 2012

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 06, 2015

ghost shit

Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.

When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!

by Telephony November 02, 2013

creamated

An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.

Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.

by Telephony September 16, 2020

taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".

Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.

by Telephony January 16, 2015

say

What many people speak or type when they really mean to speak or type the word, "read".

{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!

by Telephony June 11, 2015