Definitions by telephony

carafay 

Carafay (pron. "\'KER-uh-fey"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.

Don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

carafay by Telephony July 12, 2014

ducking fisgusted 

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.

I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.

ducking fisgusted by Telephony July 11, 2014

toliet muscle 

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

toliet muscle by Telephony July 11, 2014

tephone 

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!

tephone by Telephony July 9, 2014

cephone

How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!

cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014

shurger 

How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".

{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.

shurger by Telephony July 5, 2014

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014