545 definitions by telephony
\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.
Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.
by telephony November 13, 2010
♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪
by telephony July 23, 2018
How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.
Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.
Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.
by telephony June 9, 2014
Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by telephony October 8, 2018
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
by telephony April 26, 2014
In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.
by telephony November 19, 2014
It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.
Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!
by telephony July 20, 2014