telephony's definitions

flite

How a faggot would spell the word, "flight"

{Seen on a PC demo by Urine Potato of the demo group TDM from 2010}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony September 4, 2021

pyew!

Kind of like pee you; used to describe something or somebody that reeks

He doesn't use toliet paper! Pyew! That mofo really stinks!

by Telephony April 1, 2012

The aTRUMPinator

Very similar to The Assassinator -- some very intelligent person (***NOT*** a true-blue total asshaberdasher!) who assassinates President-Elect Donald Trump.

The aTRUMPinator was on the prowl for Trump not far from the Trump Tower in New York (which was firebombed the other day) looking to assassinate the asshole before he took the Oath of Office.

by Telephony December 12, 2016

mowould

How singer Steve Harwell of the group Smash Mouth says the word, "mould" in the song, "All Star".

♪ And all that glitters is gold, ♪
♪ Only shooting stars break the mowould! ♪

by Telephony December 11, 2020

urincing

A portmanteau of the words, "urine" and, "silencing".

The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.

{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.

by Telephony August 20, 2013

synthetic katydids

The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.

I listened to a song by some Hi-NRG group a few days ago that had synthetic katydids in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015

synthetic air raid siren

The sound of an air raid siren, produced solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real air raid sirens are dented with a hammer, mutilated, or even destroyed when synthetic air raid sirens are deployed

Timmy, you've just got to "lissen" to the zax from the Commodore Amiga demo, "Massive" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Skarla! You can hear synthetic air raid sirens at the very beginning!

by Telephony January 18, 2017