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QFC

Queer Fucking Cock -- not to be confused with QFC -- the grocery store.
QFC is most often found on a male prostitute who's a F46607.
{LaToya} Larry, we're having BLTs tonight, so I'll go to QFC and pick up some wilted lettuce, rotten tomatoes, stale bread, and green bacon. And don't be surprised if I'm gone a bit longer than expected; I may go get some QFC after I go to QFC.
by Telephony January 17, 2015
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Air Pigs

What some people refer to the toy company, "Air Hogs" as.
Most excellent flight of my Air Pigs Hawk Eye Blue Sky R/C Airplane with Onboard Camera 05-20-15 (2)

Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (just across the street from the Quick-E-Mart; now a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA on the morning of 05-20-15 (or, "2015 20 May" or even, "May 20, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature of 52°F (11.1°C), and winds reported as calm with actual observations showing winds gusting out of the SW to 1mph (0.865kts, 1.61kph).

The asshat (***NOT*** assbonnet!!!) in the black shorts, black Metallica shirt, & unzipped blue jacket is the pilot -- me of course. ;-)
by Telephony May 26, 2015
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urilet

A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!
Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!
by Telephony July 21, 2014
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Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!
What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?
by Telephony February 20, 2014
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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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shampotty

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony March 20, 2011
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boom!

A grossly-overused word often shouted as an exclamation to an otherwise ordinary sentence.
{The douche on the Mercari commercial}: All I do is snap a few pics, add a description, and boom! It's listed.
by Telephony February 5, 2020
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