A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
by Telephony February 19, 2015

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!
{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!
{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013

by Telephony July 22, 2019

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
by Telephony July 09, 2014

Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.
Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?
by Telephony March 07, 2013

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.
{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
by Telephony December 16, 2016
