Definitions by telephony
rat's patootie
{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?
{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
rat's patootie by Telephony June 17, 2014
pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014
pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014
litterbox muscle
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
litterbox muscle by Telephony June 14, 2014
Star Track
The way some people say or write the title, "Star Trek" -- a science fiction series that started in the 1960s and has had a number of spin-off series and movies since then.
If this picture of the Enterprise doesn't look at all familiar, then you must have never seen an episode of Star Track.
Star Track by Telephony June 9, 2014
formuler
{Mr. Krabs}: What was that? Oh its just Plankton on another one of his failed missions to steal the Krabby Patty secret formuler again. Oy Plankton, down the shitbowl you go!!! {flushing sound}