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Definitions by telephony

Punky Crisps 

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014

Pissed-off life 

On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".
I blew the fuse
I blew my mind
Pissed-off life
Overdrive
Pissed-off life by Telephony July 21, 2014
A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!
Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!
urilet by Telephony July 21, 2014

prison comby 

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
prison comby by Telephony July 21, 2014

prison comby 

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
prison comby by Telephony July 21, 2014

sysop sweat 

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.
{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
sysop sweat by Telephony July 20, 2014

faggot sweat 

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.
Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!
faggot sweat by Telephony July 20, 2014