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The sound of gunfire from a handgun, rifle, automatic weapon, etc. created solely by hardware or computer software synthesis. Found most frequently in computer video game or demo choons.
No guns are fouled and no poor, innocent, helpless, defenseless bullets are damaged or destroyed when synthetic gunfire is employed.
No guns are fouled and no poor, innocent, helpless, defenseless bullets are damaged or destroyed when synthetic gunfire is employed.
The title zax for the Commodore Amiga video game, "Datastorm" is just loaded with synthetic gunfire! How kewl!!!
by Telephony October 20, 2015
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{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
by Telephony November 13, 2011
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Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (just across the street from the Quick-E-Mart; now a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA on the morning of 05-20-15 (or, "2015 20 May" or even, "May 20, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature of 52°F (11.1°C), and winds reported as calm with actual observations showing winds gusting out of the SW to 1mph (0.865kts, 1.61kph).
The asshat (***NOT*** assbonnet!!!) in the black shorts, black Metallica shirt, & unzipped blue jacket is the pilot -- me of course. ;-)
Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (just across the street from the Quick-E-Mart; now a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA on the morning of 05-20-15 (or, "2015 20 May" or even, "May 20, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature of 52°F (11.1°C), and winds reported as calm with actual observations showing winds gusting out of the SW to 1mph (0.865kts, 1.61kph).
The asshat (***NOT*** assbonnet!!!) in the black shorts, black Metallica shirt, & unzipped blue jacket is the pilot -- me of course. ;-)
by Telephony May 26, 2015
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What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
by Telephony May 30, 2018
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Get the Team super douche mug.The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony March 20, 2011
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