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Ben Fag

What some people call Ben Gay® pain relieving patches.
Hey Mike, can you go get the Ben Fag for me please? My back hella hurts!
by Telephony September 26, 2013
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POOP

A carefully crafted acronym from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Krusty Krab Training Video:

P-eople
O-rder
O-ur
P-atties.
{Narrator}: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP. {scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward} Here's a typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.

{Harold}: I'd like to order- (screen freezes to a quiz)
{Narrator}: Do you think he wants to order:

A: A sofa,
B: An expensive haircut, or
C: A patty?

{Harold}: One patty please.

{Narrator}: Ah, POOP! You never let us down!
by Telephony April 14, 2014
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PCAT

This is ***NOT*** the PCAT that you might be thinking of (an ancient desktop computer; the immediate successor to the PCXT) -- no, a PCAT is a housecat who's apparent primary goal in life is to piss on anything and everything that it can: counters, cabinet doors, sinks, rugs & carpets, walls (esp. behind large planters), clothes, in open washing machines, etc.

Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".
Get rid of that goddamn PCAT because it's pissing all over everything!
by Telephony May 16, 2016
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The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.
The farmer and the Dell,♫
The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
The farmer and the Dell!♫
by Telephony July 26, 2014
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homophones

Look at those two old rotary telephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!
by Telephony September 21, 2016
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faggotistic

Of, or possessing the qualities of being gay; e.g. the stereotypical limp wrist (e.g. the person has LWS aka. broken wrist syndrome), the lisp, the hands on the hips, waving his ass around, etc.
Look at that dude over there. He's so faggotistic, he must be a real flamer!
by Telephony September 14, 2019
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chamPAIN

The type of hangover that you feel when you've partied the night before with ***WAAAAAYYYY*** too much champagne.
{Husoos}: Happy New Year Hozay!!! Time to get up!!!

{Hozay}: Owwww Husoos, leave me the fuck alone! I had way too much champagne at the bar last night -- I had 2 bottles and you only had half a bottle. Now I have chamPAIN and I think I need to ralf in the toliet as well. Ow! My head is throbbing! (sound of rapid footsteps...puking noises audible...)
by Telephony November 13, 2013
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