telephony's definitions

sweat

An unfortunate (but shockingly common) misspelling of the word sweet.

{seen on a sign above the loo in a public restroom

If You Dribble
While You Piddle
Please Be Sweat
And Wipe the Seat.

by Telephony October 4, 2019

pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

datastorm

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.

Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!

by Telephony February 14, 2015

snart

What you call it when you sneeze and fart simultaneously.

{Jose}: Ahhh-hhh-hhhh-CHOO (brap!)
Fuck I just snarted!!!

by Telephony September 3, 2020

dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.

Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 2, 2011

DWS

DWS = Drone Withdrawal Syndrome.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).

Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.

DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.

Man I've got a hella wicked case of DWS after some fartknocker stole my X21 drone. I already ordered another, but the fucking thing's coming from China for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony June 7, 2019