Definitions by telephony
swirlio
What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
light blubs
A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
{From an email that I recently received}:
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
light blubs by Telephony March 31, 2015
Crabby Pattie
A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.
Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Crabby Pattie by Telephony March 30, 2015
leave a piss
Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.
{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
leave a piss by Telephony March 27, 2015
post hoar
Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.
amperstand
{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
amperstand by Telephony March 9, 2015