telephony's definitions

satandamned

This word means the same as, "goddamned" but a different deity is referenced.

{From a website about phoney-bologna fake 'battles' between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: "That goddamn faggoty-ass talking Taco Bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. It takes aim at that satandamned Kia Rapping Rat, and let's 'er rip! The roll of quarters misses it's intended target and explodes rather noisily against the manager's door."

by Telephony August 25, 2014

morever

How many people misspell (and misspeak) the word, "moreover".

Growth in ZnO technology is peaking; morever, the emergence of deep UV LEDs using ZnO is coming to a head in 2014.

by Telephony August 26, 2014

sherbert

How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.

Hey Linda, we're out of sherbert agin!
{Linda} It's pronounced SHERBET you asswipe!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2018

poddy

How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.

Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.

Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!

by Telephony June 9, 2014

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.

Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!

by Telephony May 20, 2014

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by Telephony March 31, 2015