sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

by Telephony July 20, 2014

piss ant

Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.

I just killed three dozen piss ants in my bathroom lavatory! Now my fingers stink like piss!!! :-O

by Telephony May 01, 2015

siggeret

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.

#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!

by Telephony March 17, 2013

tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 03, 2020

caddywompus

caddywompus is a surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "cattywampus"; generally defined as an arrangement of objects not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally or "(in this case) an aircraft such as a drone flying chaotically . An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.

That drone flew all caddywompus; it did huge toliet bowls and acted like it had a mind of its own.

by Telephony June 02, 2018

seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

by Telephony January 23, 2016

candiosity

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011