545 definitions by telephony
Hey Hoolio!!! You knarked on me, so now I'm gonna knark on you about the weed stashed between your mattresses!!! Revenge is sweet isn't it, Hoolio?
by telephony December 9, 2013
On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".
by telephony July 21, 2014
Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by telephony January 9, 2021
This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
by telephony December 6, 2011
When somebody on YouTube who reviews R/C vehicles wants to say, "budget basher" and ends up inadvertantly saying, "badget busher" instead.
{Nate}: Today we're going to take a look at the budget brushless motor R/C car; the XLF X04.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.
by telephony September 3, 2020
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
by telephony February 9, 2012
{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
by telephony August 21, 2019