Definitions by telephony
phoney-bologna
Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:
That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
phoney-bologna by Telephony March 4, 2015
twerpectomy
A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
twerpectomy by Telephony February 19, 2015
Fairly EvenParents
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015
datastorm
A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.
Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!
BDS
A Commodore 64 computer demo/cracker group called, "Brain Damage Studios" that started in the late-1980s and is very probably still around. They also published the disk magazine, "Hardline".
toliet fart
A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
toliet fart by Telephony February 12, 2015
baited breath
{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
baited breath by Telephony February 12, 2015