telephony's definitions
Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
by Telephony February 16, 2014
Get the Kotex masturbatormug. (also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
Get the sandwitchmug. What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by Telephony December 31, 2015
Get the Tricker Treatmug. by Telephony February 8, 2014
Get the smokedmug. Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
by Telephony January 17, 2011
Get the faxicidemug. What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
by Telephony March 31, 2015
Get the swirliomug. A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.
{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.
by Telephony June 12, 2018
Get the Metrosexualmug.