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fudge bunny

A fece, usually a single cat poop in a plastic cat toliet.

When a kitty cat drops a stool (pinches a loaf, makes a doo-doo, takes a dump, takes a shit, etc.), one or more fudge bunnies can be found in the litterbox.
{Courtesy of B.B.}: "My cat had a domed litter box but he always managed to step on a fudge bunny and track it all over the house, so I got him a domeless box."
by Telephony August 2, 2012
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diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?
by Telephony August 3, 2012
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Walkwoman

A Walkwoman is a Sony Walkman in hot pink color; designed for use exclusively by women (or fags).

The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
Jane, don't forget to take your Walkwoman and a few sets of batteries for it. We have an eleven hour bus trip ahead of us!
by Telephony July 31, 2016
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You Are a Cunt

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".
{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
by Telephony August 22, 2014
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flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).
{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
by Telephony November 6, 2012
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butter

butter (buh·tr) v. To shoplift a low-value item such as one or more candy bars, disposable pens, or a boxed set of battery-powered Christmas lights.
{Ricky}: Hey Craig, can you go butter me a couple of Snicker bars and a 3-Muskerteers bar at the Rexall during lunch break?
{Craig}: Sure thing Ricky!
{Craig returns a short while with the stolen articles}: Here ya go Ricky. They were out of 3-Muskerteers so I buttered a couple of packs of M&Ms instead.
by Telephony November 5, 2019
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peterbreath

A real asshole (also a total dickhead; a true waste of bungwipe).
Hey dude, did you know that guy over there (yes, the asshat!) is a real peterbreath?
by Telephony December 14, 2010
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