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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.
by Telephony July 13, 2014
Get the eternal darnationmug. Armpit odour.
Also known as PO. Similar to BO but somebody with AO reeks very strongly of funky pits.
Also known as PO. Similar to BO but somebody with AO reeks very strongly of funky pits.
by Telephony July 25, 2020
Get the AOmug. Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.
Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
by Telephony October 8, 2018
Get the down the tubemug. A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 16, 2021
Get the douchebucketmug. A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)
{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
by Telephony May 29, 2016
Get the poliet tapermug. Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.
A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.
A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.
Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!
by Telephony January 13, 2011
Get the flashaholicmug. The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.
The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.
by Telephony October 20, 2019
Get the synthetic washboardsmug.