Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.
Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.
Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.
Guard Falzone: You mean...?
Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.
Guard Falzone: You mean...?
Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Pete: It was okay, except for pot of doody stew I made afterwards.
Phil: Ew.
Pete: It was okay, except for pot of doody stew I made afterwards.
Phil: Ew.
by tedwilli9 August 24, 2008
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Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
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Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?
Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.
Tevin: Probably.
Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.
Tevin: Probably.
by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008
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Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008
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Rick: Are you sure about this place?
Dan: Of course, St. Louis is a total Vagisland. I just hope your brought your penis and balls.
Dan: Of course, St. Louis is a total Vagisland. I just hope your brought your penis and balls.
by tedwilli9 February 21, 2009
Get the Vagisland mug.When the media (mainly television) will report non-stop about "sad" events such as Darfur, AIDS, people dying of the Swine Flu, a teenager's dying last wish fulfilled, philantropy of billionaires, athletes visiting cancer wards and later playing that night through the anguish, Brett Favre's Monday Night Football game after his father died, people losing their homes and Jimmy Carter's response to it, "Where's Caylee," a man or woman who used to make six figures working at Fridays, 9/11 (and anything 9/11 related) and other lugubrious moments that are recycled for the purpose of jerking our tears and jolting the ratings of the networks.
KELLY: Did you see Nancy Grace last night? A baby was raped, a couple lost their home, Bill Gates donated 1 billion to Darfu, another baby was raped, Derek Jeter gave a random baseball to an 8-year old with an inoperable brain tumor, 9/11, 9/11, economy hurt people, baby raped again.
KEVIN: Yes, it's called Sad Nauseum.
KELLY: Is that kind of like when a baby is raped?
KEVIN: No. No it isn't.
KEVIN: Yes, it's called Sad Nauseum.
KELLY: Is that kind of like when a baby is raped?
KEVIN: No. No it isn't.
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