Definitions by ted

fuzzy no no 

cooch cork.

suck my fuzzy no no

fuzzy no no by ted April 29, 2003

scarfing 

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

scarfing by Ted April 21, 2003

slurking 

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

slurking by Ted April 21, 2003

pelavator 

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

pelavator by Ted April 21, 2003

ninjafag 

1. Peter Griffin 2. Trekkie 3. Cock Monger 4. Cunt Monkey

Peter Griffin, a Trekkie who savors the taste of cock, never knows when to shit the fuck up. What a ninjafag!

ninjafag by ted April 20, 2003

jonk 

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

jonk by Ted April 11, 2003

pyros 

Young, anti-social individuals who like to play with no one and nothing but fire and firearms.

Oklahoma Bombmer Timothy McVeigh.
All lead characters in cult classic Romper Stomper (staring Russell Crowe).

pyros by Ted March 19, 2003