ted's definitions

malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.

Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.

by ted May 13, 2005

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

by Ted May 3, 2004

golden arches

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

by Ted January 8, 2004

liberty

Something not found in amerikkka

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.

by Ted June 5, 2005

Wab

one who illegally crosses the border into the U.S.,usually by way of Mexico.; border brother.

"dude this party is full of wabs.."

by ted September 23, 2003

Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time

hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.

by ted August 14, 2004

Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.

1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.

by Ted June 16, 2003