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Yaaaaah

Yah is officially the coolest way to say, yes. It can also be used in other ways such as anger and excitement. It is pronounced yaaaw. Screaming it is also appropriate to show exciment, as if riding a horse.
Dub - Hey Ted, was Craig pissed about what happened earlier?
Ted - Yaaaaah
by Ted February 21, 2008
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liberty

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.
by Ted June 5, 2005
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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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roddy

an invisible fuck who screwed up my entire life
As soon as that damn Roddy sang me a love song, my entire world blew up!! thanks!
by ted January 30, 2004
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Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time
hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.
by ted August 14, 2004
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cognizize

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay
by ted April 21, 2005
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Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
by Ted April 7, 2005
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