taylor's definitions

Saliva

The best band. Ever.

Did you hear the new Saliva song? yeah! it was fucking awesome!!!!

by Taylor September 24, 2003

ymani

Ymani is one weird girl. She likes to be weird. Thinks she's funny...


but not. Not cool at all.

That was really ymani of you.

by Taylor February 25, 2005

Tubular

used mostly in the 80's, or by people mocking the 80's to describe something 'awesome' or 'excelent' ie, good.

teenage mutant ninja turtles say -
'that's totally tubular dudette'

by taylor September 27, 2003

TonyDanzaphobia

Fear of the actor Tony Danza.

I went to the psychiatrist about tonydanzaphobia

by Taylor March 5, 2005

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003