taylor's definitions

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

fagadactyl

someone who is gay and resembles that of a prehistoric flying lizard, and or has a long face(and is gay)

paul was being such a fagadactyl so i gave him the poobic punch

by taylor April 23, 2005

Omerta

A code of ethics that began in Sicily that a mafioso follows when he swears into La Cosa Nostra. Generally pertaining to personal and family honor, and self rule without government intervention.

Before joining Fat Tony's mob, I had to swear the Omerta.

by taylor October 13, 2003

mc chris

MC Chris is one the greatest white rappers ever. He sings such songs as 'The Tussin' and 'Fette's Vette'. His website is mcchris.com. He also helps on such adult swim shows as Seabab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

MC Chris is the best white rapper ever.

by Taylor March 5, 2005