taylor's definitions

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

twinkie

An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.

Kevin is such a twinkie, He sucks at math and listens to Slayer.

by taylor March 31, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

lollipoop

A lollipoop is the asshole of a male or female

typically used in a sexual manner

taylor: dude i heard u gave christine a rim job?

john: oh yeah! i licked her lollipoop!

by Taylor November 11, 2008

newlyweds

a terribly inaccurate representation of the first years of marriage through the frivolous life of prissy popstars Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

what i'm eating... is this chicken or fish?

by taylor August 17, 2004