taylor's definitions

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

cum guzzling gutter monkey

A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.

Your parents are cum guzzling gutter monkeies.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Taylor

An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Brunette Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to know a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She will be one of a kind!!!

I am Taylor .

by Taylor January 10, 2015

ignant liquor

alcohol; any kind of drink that will get you drunk.

Damn dat ignant liquor got that nigga trippin.

by Taylor November 24, 2003