taylor's definitions

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

bittie

Meaning the breasts upon a woman's chest.

Man, that girl has some huge bitties.

by Taylor May 13, 2005

gi'ver

When you give it all that you've got.
Nothing held back

Come on guys we gotta fucking gi'ver

by Taylor January 15, 2005

green grocer

A kid in california named David

David is a green grocer

by taylor November 18, 2003

six packer

A person who is an alcoholic.

Good God Billy Fog Boss look at that six packer.

by Taylor November 20, 2004