taylor's definitions

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Bah

1. used to express anything but happiness.
ex. anger, dislike, frustration, etc.
can be used to replace any swear word

BAH to you
or
BAH on that

by taylor March 29, 2005

mc chris

MC Chris is one the greatest white rappers ever. He sings such songs as 'The Tussin' and 'Fette's Vette'. His website is mcchris.com. He also helps on such adult swim shows as Seabab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

MC Chris is the best white rapper ever.

by Taylor March 5, 2005

ohayou

interjection-
good morning

"ohayou. genki desu ka?"

Good morning. Are you well?

by Taylor November 12, 2003