tartanbeastie's definitions

spazz or spazzy

broken form of the word spastic.
used usually to describe a complete mong or retard

what a spazz. or hey you spzzy come here

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004

bitchboy

slang term for subordinate or lower leve person.
also of slave

go make the coffee bitchboy

by tartanbeastie February 11, 2004

rent boy

a bloke who like a good poophole pounding for cash may also shake your snake or gobble your knob

roger you total bending rent boy... erm how much did you make last night cos the beers on you

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

marmite tunnel

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004

pish flaps

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004