pig squeal

the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker

you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

tatterwallops

aberdonian/doric word for pish flaps or pussy curtains

bloody hell mate did you see the tatterwallops on her

by tartanbeastie February 16, 2004

spazz or spazzy

broken form of the word spastic.
used usually to describe a complete mong or retard

what a spazz. or hey you spzzy come here

by tartanbeastie February 08, 2004

pish flaps

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

marmite tunnel

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

by tartanbeastie September 03, 2004