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Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
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Technicalidocious

adj. Descriptive term for a book, article or spoken phrase that, while brilliant, is so ridiculously technical as to appear non-nonsensical to the general populace.
Norman totally lost me when he was describing how to fix the server. Smart guy, but he tends to get
a bit technicalidocious.
by Tagz March 24, 2010
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EZPass Hot

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.
I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.
by Tagz October 30, 2011
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Karmic Relief

Gesture of atonement. Actions taken to compensate for the accumulation of "bad" Karma.
Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 2, 2010
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Bad Head Day

False justification for a bald person to look like crap. Most often used as an insult.
Man! Did you get hit by a bus, or are you just having a Bad Head Day?
by Tagz February 22, 2009
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Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
by tagz November 1, 2008
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