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Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
by tagz November 1, 2008
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Get the Bad Head Day mug.Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
Get the Dollar Store mug.n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.
by Tagz June 8, 2009
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Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
Get the Expansive Repulsive Disorder mug.adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.
by tagz June 3, 2007
Get the Gi-fucking-normous mug.Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
by tagz May 1, 2013
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