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Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 2, 2010
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Dollar Store

Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.
Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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EZPass Hot

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.
I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.
by Tagz October 30, 2011
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Technicalidocious

adj. Descriptive term for a book, article or spoken phrase that, while brilliant, is so ridiculously technical as to appear non-nonsensical to the general populace.
Norman totally lost me when he was describing how to fix the server. Smart guy, but he tends to get
a bit technicalidocious.
by Tagz March 24, 2010
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LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.
I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.
by Tagz April 2, 2008
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P.E.T.B.O.

Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".
Yeah I had her last night, but that's it . . . she's just a P.E.T.B.O.
by tagz May 18, 2007
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