tagz's definitions

Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.

Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.

by Tagz November 23, 2010

Substitweet

n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.

Paris Hilton would NEVER say something like that. This must have been posted by her substitweet.

by Tagz June 8, 2009

Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.

Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

Neoclean

adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.

Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.

by Tagz August 5, 2010

Faceworm

Someone who feels the need to comment on everyone's Facebook status, isn't funny and contributes nothing.

Daniel made another idiotic comment on my status. The guy never shuts up, he's a total Faceworm.

by tagz September 22, 2013

Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.

Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.

by Tagz September 5, 2010

P.E.T.B.O.

Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".

Yeah I had her last night, but that's it . . . she's just a P.E.T.B.O.

by tagz May 18, 2007