36 definitions by tagz

n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.
Paris Hilton would NEVER say something like that. This must have been posted by her substitweet.
by tagz June 8, 2009
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n. A drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appetite for sex. Comes in two forms: Temporary or Chronic.
Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.
by tagz February 28, 2009
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Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.
We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.
by tagz May 2, 2008
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n. The small amount of liquid that flies out the top of the straw when first inserting it into a pouch of Capri Sun® Juice Drink.
Can you get me a paper towel? I need to wipe the Capri Cum off of the table.
by tagz February 6, 2011
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Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.
Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.
by tagz December 30, 2009
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The precarious structure consisting of overhanging, unsupported pie crust that is formed after you take a piece of pie and then go back and scoop out more filling that obviously belongs to the next piece.
I'm not taking that piece, somebody got greedy. Look at the size of that pie cave!
by tagz September 11, 2009
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n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
by tagz July 11, 2010
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