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Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.
I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.
by Tagz April 18, 2010
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Peegatory

n. Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.
We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Peegatory.
by Tagz January 27, 2010
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Inner Fag

The secret part of every straight male that enjoys Broadway Shows, singing showtunes, antiques, dancing, sad movies, puppies, gazpacho, and Liza Minelli.
Ed went to see "A Chorus Line" last night . . . I think he's exploring his inner fag.
by tagz July 5, 2007
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Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.
Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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Neoclean

adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.
Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.
by Tagz August 5, 2010
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Faceworm

Someone who feels the need to comment on everyone's Facebook status, isn't funny and contributes nothing.
Daniel made another idiotic comment on my status. The guy never shuts up, he's a total Faceworm.
by tagz September 22, 2013
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Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
by Tagz September 5, 2010
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