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Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.
by Tagz January 19, 2011
Get the Buying Frozen Peas mug.A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz December 9, 2008
Get the bedgasm mug.adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.
by tagz June 3, 2007
Get the Gi-fucking-normous mug.n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
Get the Expansive Repulsive Disorder mug.n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.
by Tagz June 8, 2009
Get the Substitweet mug.n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
by tagz July 12, 2010
Get the Gilligan's Island mug.Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".
by tagz May 18, 2007
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