37 definitions by tagz
1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by tagz November 01, 2010
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by tagz February 22, 2009
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n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
by tagz November 08, 2011
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A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz June 04, 2007
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A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz June 27, 2007
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Gigantic structural representations of objects associated with the Jewish faith and/or culture such as a giant Menorah or a giant dreidel.
by tagz December 10, 2009
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Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.
by tagz November 05, 2008
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