tagz's definitions

Off Your Meds

adj.
1. Crazy. Exhibiting bizarre behavior.
2. Making merit-less arguments or defending ridiculous positions.
* Note: center pronoun is easily substituted.

R: When Stephanie & I get married, we've decided that our relationship will be based on equality of influence and mutual respect.
S: . . . are you off your meds?! Your opinion will mean nothing, you will be utterly powerless. Get used to it.

by tagz October 22, 2008

Buying The Puppy

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.

We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.

by Tagz May 2, 2008

Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 8, 2011

Neoclean

adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.

Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.

by Tagz August 5, 2010

Faceworm

Someone who feels the need to comment on everyone's Facebook status, isn't funny and contributes nothing.

Daniel made another idiotic comment on my status. The guy never shuts up, he's a total Faceworm.

by tagz September 22, 2013

Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.

Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.

by Tagz September 5, 2010

leapover

n. A rare phenomena, similar in severity to a hangover, but occurring on the second day after heavy drinking with a strangely deceiving, asymptomatic day in between.

Ralph was power-drinking at the party on Friday night to the point where he almost passed out. He was up early on Saturday claiming no ill effects, only to suffer a debilitating leapover all day Sunday.

by Tagz January 18, 2010