36 definitions by tagz
n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
by tagz November 9, 2011
n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by tagz June 21, 2011
Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.
We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Pee-gatory.
by tagz November 12, 2008
n. Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.
We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Peegatory.
by tagz January 27, 2010
Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.
by tagz January 18, 2011
Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.
by tagz November 5, 2008
Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
by tagz September 6, 2010