Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 08, 2011

Fire The Retros!

Used as an interjection. Tells the subject he/she a)Is moving too quickly, b)Has gone too far in speech or action and needs to "back up" or c)Has breached the TMI rule and divulged something inappropriately personal.

Larry: Beth is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. Will you help me look for a ring?
Danny: Fire The Retros! You met this girl like six weeks ago. Slow down you moron.

by Tagz January 15, 2009

P.E.T.B.O.

Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".

Yeah I had her last night, but that's it . . . she's just a P.E.T.B.O.

by tagz May 18, 2007

Dollar Store

Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.

Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.

I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.

by Tagz April 02, 2008

Buying The Puppy

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.

We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.

by Tagz May 02, 2008

Gasmic Bypass

n. A drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appetite for sex. Comes in two forms: Temporary or Chronic.

Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.

by Tagz February 28, 2009