Definitions by super steve

crunched my crackers 

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

crunched my crackers by Super Steve February 25, 2020

custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.

custard sandwich by Super Steve May 12, 2018

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.

She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.

loaded yam by Super Steve June 1, 2017

raw bobber 

Adj. Often following an episode of blue balls when the male penis becomes sore or strained due to prolonged erection or excitement.

Charles overdose of Viagra was beginning to give him a raw bobber.

raw bobber by Super Steve May 19, 2017

sausage chopper 

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

sausage chopper by Super Steve May 17, 2017

swamp whopper 

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.

Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.

swamp whopper by Super Steve May 17, 2017

hahochi 

The area of useless flesh between a man's scrotum and sphincter. This area is often mistakenly defined as "choda".

I love it when she takes her time at my hahochi when she's moving from my balls to my asshole! Pronounced <Ha-Ha'-chy>

hahochi by Super Steve December 19, 2005