Definitions by sukadog
Manchester
Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
Manchester by sukadog May 13, 2011
Man-U
Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.
-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.
-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.
-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.
taxitunity
Commonly mistaken for the cultural-unity people feel in-griping about tax-woes (like surviving tornadoes) it refers to where taxidermists see it not as that the only things certain in-life are death and taxes, as death and taxidermy (as some are wild mountain-folk who avoid taxes) and so every new roadkill is a new opportunity.
-- Say, lookey here, we don't pay taxes, and I'm about all talked-out cussin' the government and the weather, what to chew the fat over?
-- You read my mind. Look, some roadkill, an opportunity to do some taxidermy.
-- Yeah, it's a real taxitunity.
-- You read my mind. Look, some roadkill, an opportunity to do some taxidermy.
-- Yeah, it's a real taxitunity.
taxitunity by sukadog May 8, 2011
Lewd-Slutwalk-callers
Those who evidence the phenomenon (paralleling cat-callers) of recognition of the acknowledged claim of the SLUTWALK (that attire-alone may signify sexual-intent, but is not an invitation to sexual-touching without linguistic-communication) through a direct-appeal in such a fashion by interested males who desire sexual-touching.
Lewd-Slutwalk-callers by sukadog May 7, 2011
Estevluenza
Where the presumed cause, as substance-abuse, is non-existent, and where the real reason for unusual behaviour is a man's love for his Muse.
-- I heard he hasn't had a drink in over two years?
-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.
-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?
-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.
-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.
-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?
-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.
Estevluenza by sukadog May 7, 2011
tweetbensraum
-- Did you know that Bill Gates at-first overlooked the potential of the internet?
-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.
-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.
-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
tweetbensraum by sukadog May 3, 2011
nogo
Immobility induced by fear of some trick based on false or inconsistent representations in an offer.
-- So John didn't go; I thought he had more fomo?!
-- No, he has fomo, but, his was a SEPARATE consideration -- as that it was the merest accident that he heard of the party, he couldn't square its generosity with it capriciousness, and so doubted what should be done.
-- Ah, he was nogo then.
-- No, he has fomo, but, his was a SEPARATE consideration -- as that it was the merest accident that he heard of the party, he couldn't square its generosity with it capriciousness, and so doubted what should be done.
-- Ah, he was nogo then.