Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.
-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?
-- No.
-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
-- No.
-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
by sukadog May 15, 2011
Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
by sukadog April 22, 2011
When people assume their way of doing things goes-without-saying, like that Christmas is necessarily in December (or in January) or that everyone celebrates Christmas, and which assumption, in-turn, leads to social isolation.
-- So glad you could finally come to our party this year.
-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.
-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?
-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.
-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.
-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?
-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.
-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
by sukadog March 24, 2011
Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.
-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!
-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.
-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.
by sukadog April 24, 2011
by sukadog January 16, 2025
Immobility induced by fear of some trick based on false or inconsistent representations in an offer.
-- So John didn't go; I thought he had more fomo?!
-- No, he has fomo, but, his was a SEPARATE consideration -- as that it was the merest accident that he heard of the party, he couldn't square its generosity with it capriciousness, and so doubted what should be done.
-- Ah, he was nogo then.
-- No, he has fomo, but, his was a SEPARATE consideration -- as that it was the merest accident that he heard of the party, he couldn't square its generosity with it capriciousness, and so doubted what should be done.
-- Ah, he was nogo then.
by sukadog April 14, 2011
Like a hot-knife (through butter)
(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)
knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)
knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
by sukadog May 30, 2019