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Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.
-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.
Man-U by sukadog May 13, 2011
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A contraction of Manchester United that is seen as a derogatory term by many fans, particularly those based in Manchester.

Previously used predominantly by rival fans in songs mocking the Munich Air Disaster ("Man U Never Intended Coming Home", "Man U are manure rotting in their graves" and "Man U, Man U went on a plane"), it is sadly becoming the most common term fans from outside the city refer to the club by.

The club does not issue any merchandise with the words "Man U" on them, nor do any terrace songs refer to the club as such.
Lincolnshire fan "I support Man U"

Mancunian fan "I support United"
Man U by A Mancunian Man February 21, 2009
Northern scum, very large fanbase, half of the fans however, are not even FROM manchester, making them a bunch of cocksucking, jump on the bandwagon, sheep. Fans ignore the team they are from, they ignore the fact that they are at the bottom of the premiership, or even in league 1, they have no loyalty, no pride, no nothing, they would rather be yet another fuckin sheep supporting man u despite the fact that they've never even been to manchester. Man uinted suck cock, and all of their sheep fans should be fuckin murdered
Sheep from south london or w/e- Wow, Man u are the best, I'm not even from manchester, I should really support a south london team, but they arent at the top of the premiership now are they?

Me- punches the faggot in the face, then kills all man u's fans
man u by a-ce November 26, 2006
STAN: "You going watching Man U next week?"
ABDUL: "Nay."
Man U by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005
The best football team in England also the biggest football stadium in the country excluding Wembley!
Man U, Theatre of Dreams, United Way, Manchester
Man U by lucy66669 March 9, 2008

Man U shit 

When a given sports team or player gets ridiculously preferential treatment from a referee.

Comes from the way English football club Manchester United get obvious preferential treatment from referees in the English Premier League.
"Dude did you see the blown call in that game last night? Total Man U shit"
Man U shit by Bart Mancuso April 9, 2010
"u-man" (stylized as 'uman' or even 'uman yh yh' on snapchat) is a collective noun level 2 roadmen use to name a group of people. for example, instead of saying "you guys", "all of you", a roadman would use "u-man".
wet donny: sO iS iT tRuE yOu'Re dEaLiNg sO-AnD-sO?
roadman: yhyh, u-man need to calm it down tho, aight?
u-man by brokenheartsclub April 25, 2019
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