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how'nt've 

Another word in the alphabet meme dictionary
How'nt've means how do u not have

It can be used in many ways

But ONLY for ones whom know what memes are.
man1:how'nt've the Meme page on ur phone
man2:wut..
how'nt've by NUGGETDerp June 24, 2018

how long we've come 

Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.
"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC

This is how bored I've gotten 

Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten'
Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU!

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me
well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. 

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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