(Abbr. for Angry Workers Syndrome.) The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers!
by stevie September 19, 2003

Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.
The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.
The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.
by Stevie October 16, 2003

by stevie April 04, 2004

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"
by Stevie June 22, 2004

no, really, it's not. even though this is in italics, it's not an example, cause this isn't a real word. really!!!! so stop reading!! no, stop!! go to a different website! look up another word, go play frisbee or something!
by stevie September 14, 2003

Current President Of The United States Of America, his occupation is living Proof that americans are stupid
if Americans Hate george bush so much, why did they elect him to be president, and why did they re-elect him 4 years later?
by Stevie May 13, 2005

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!
by stevie September 13, 2003
