New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.

You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.

by Steve May 07, 2003

Mome

1.noun A annoying person.A synonym for 'geek'or 'dork'.
2.vrb. To fail miserably


Derived from a charcater in the game Phantasy Star Online.

"You stupid mome!"
"Dude, I totally momed that test."

by Steve December 14, 2003

cornpump

ass,asshole,digestive tract

"check out the cornpump on that babe"..."hot foods will burn your cornpump"

by steve June 04, 2004

bootyist

A follower of bootyism. One who practices bootyism. One who gets a lot of (female) booty. Me. It's all about the booty.

I've been a bootyist since I was 14. It's all about the booty.

by Steve January 06, 2003

bockified

Taking a simple thing and making it overly complicated. bocked

What the hell?!? You have totally bockified this document. Do you read a friggin's thesaurus at breakfast everyday?

by Steve June 05, 2003

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

murder

1.To kill another human, often used in a not litteral form, mearly implying a beat down
2.A group of crows

1.If you dont back off ill be forced to murder ur ass!
2.I have been following a murder around for the past week, as part of my study on birds.

by steve June 14, 2003