starflier's definitions

bumph

= bumf

My intray is full of bumph.

by starflier December 8, 2003

69

Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.

The two girls were in a 69, licking each other's pussies.

by starflier December 8, 2003

serialz

Serial numbers of software; unlock codes which, when entered, change an unregistered (and limited) demonstration version of a program into the full version.

To find hackz, crackz and serialz, try entering these terms into Google. ;)

by starflier December 8, 2003

o and a

Oral and anal sex. Euphemism used by prostitutes and their clients.

In UK, sometimes called O-levels and A-levels, referring to the (now sadly debased) examination system (Ordinary Level and Advanced Level).

Him: Do you do O and A?
Her: No love, just straight sex.

by starflier December 8, 2003

ladyboy

Transvestite; a young male dressed as an attractive girl, often practising as a prostitute.

Back in his room, he discovered she was a ladyboy. But as he'd already paid, he thought he'd better make the best of it. It was the best head he'd ever had.

by starflier December 8, 2003

10

Top grade woman (= 10 out of 10). From the movie '10', featuring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek.

Look at her... she's a 10!

by starflier December 8, 2003

7-11

Convenience store open from 7am to 11pm.

After working late, I stopped at the 7-11 to get some groceries.

by starflier December 8, 2003