toot

Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn

Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.

by St. Ias October 26, 2005

DD

This means Double Dating

The sexspecialist and I decided we would go DD with another couple to a formal dance in aid of charity at the Belfast City Hall

by St. Ias September 17, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias September 29, 2005

Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias November 01, 2005

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 15, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias September 26, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias November 05, 2005