49 definitions by st. ias

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?
I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".
by st. ias December 18, 2005
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NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights
There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).
by st. ias November 5, 2005
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Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn
Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.
by st. ias October 26, 2005
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Prostitution is legal in Holland. Thanks to the Dutch government evey prostitute is able to visit a medical centre and get regular medical treatment. Dutch women may worry about their husbands visiting prostitutes but at least they know that their man will probably be visiting a FCP
by st. ias September 17, 2005
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Calcutta was a ship which transported convicts to Van Dieman's land in the 1850s
Many people (covicted for what would now be considered petty offences),
were sent to trial, imprisoned and later trasported to Van Dieman's land on the Calcutta
by st. ias September 20, 2005
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Drug addicted terrorising extremists ravaging assaulting pillaging entering
At least one young woman a weekend in Britain, going out for a quiet drink
at the weekend with her friends, suffers date rape
by st. ias September 17, 2005
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A rapist should be imprisoned for life with no time allowed for good behaviour. I would vote for the political party that introduces a law allowing women to publically stone rapists to death on Fridays. I feel all such events should be televised nationally.
by st. ias September 17, 2005
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