49 definitions by st. ias
" Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin!
Thae winks an finger-ends,
I dread, Are notice takin!
Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)
The blastie's makin!
Thae winks an finger-ends,
I dread, Are notice takin!
Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)
by st. ias September 21, 2005
Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.
Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene
by st. ias September 26, 2005
I posted some erotic literature to a friend. My friend blocked me.
My emails could no longer be received. I feel that this was JMR
My emails could no longer be received. I feel that this was JMR
by st. ias September 16, 2005
Jacobean magnificent reporters
During the period James I of England was on the throne (1566 - 1625)
those JMR Sir Francis Bacon and William Shakespeare were well known for their writing
those JMR Sir Francis Bacon and William Shakespeare were well known for their writing
by st. ias September 16, 2005
An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "
by st. ias September 20, 2005
Jotting meticulous reports
When British Prime Minister Tony Blair gives interviews to the press most of the political journalists in attendance may be seen JMR
by st. ias September 17, 2005
Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".
by st. ias December 13, 2005