Definitions by spudart

putemup

The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."

You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.

putemup by spudart January 5, 2012

internert

Whenever the internet is down, it's called the internert

Why can't I get this webpage to load? Oh, the internert must be down.

internert by spudart January 4, 2012

buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

buoyant poop by spudart January 4, 2012

CRZAY

When something is beyond crazy. You can't even get yourself to say crazy the normal way, you end up saying CRZAY.

Person 1: This donut is so CRZAY.

Person 2: You mean crazy?
Person 1: Did you hear what I just said? I said CRZAY.

CRZAY by spudart November 16, 2011

fml 

Full of mayo

Dude, you are so fml

fml by spudart October 6, 2011

badassify

To make something totally cool, in a tough way, not in a wimpy way.

Sometimes I totally want to badassify pinterest

badassify by spudart September 26, 2011

chocoholicday 

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

chocoholicday by spudart August 16, 2010