Definitions by spud

lightweight 

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.

Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.

lightweight by Spud September 24, 2003

Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

Retiggity by SPUD September 23, 2003

spurtle 

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

spurtle by spud August 14, 2003

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

firkin by spud July 22, 2003

p0nts 

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

p0nts by spud July 22, 2003

fonger 

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

fonger by spud June 1, 2003